8/31/2008

summary of my weekend in quotes

***my name is S***

Thursday

guy: Where's your drink?
me: I have five classes tomorrow.
guy: Wow. (pause) Why?

Friday
best friend: We should get sex changes. We could be the best guys at [name of my school].
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roommate: Why do all older men hit on you?

Saturday:
best friend: (disoriented and drunk) I thought I was looking for something...
me: Your dignity?
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me: Jeff, can I borrow your phone? My purse is locked in Nick's room.
guy friend: (walking by and shaking head) S...
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(I am in the hall talking to two guys that have been hitting on me the past few weeks and two girls come out of a room)
guy 1: S, have you met my girlfriend?
guy 2: S, have you met my girlfriend?

Sunday:
guy roommate: We need to help [other roommate]. She's too nice.
me: I'm not.
(silence... then laughing)
guy roommate: We need to help her be more like S.
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Tom Cruise: sometimes you just need to say 'what the fuck' and make your move

3 comments:

treespotter said...

your social life, sounds tantalizing.

or whatever is the right word for it. Fun? :p

ToughGirl101 said...

I love how you just threw in that random tom cruise note lol.

do you think you have it? said...

my social life is very... tantalizing.

and i watched risky business that day and i LOVE that quote :)