I have a raspberry on my ASS.
While rollerblading today, I was sashaying on my merry way past three guys. I looked up, gave them my cool "hi" smile, then took a stride or two.
As soon as my foot touched down on the branch, I was a goner. Wobble, wobble, CRASH. Somehow I managed to fall on my knee AND my backside. Anyway, I sort of ended up in the sitting position, but I just laid down on my back for a second and felt sorry for myself. When I sat up to brush off my pride-- I mean knees, I was composed.
The guys were actually really nice. They ran out to help me, made sure I was ok, my ipod wasn't broken, joked around with me. I made light of it. One of them sort of tried to hit on me (really? you think this is a good time?), commenting something facetious about how "I was covering up so well".
This clumsiness really needs to stop.
Work was ehh today. Didn't get to see K (where is he this time?) and barely saw T or my new fave dude who said I was beautiful twice. On the bright side, I got a lot of compliments today. I looked pretty great if I do say so myself. Gotta go ice my ass (I wish I were kidding). Peace out home fries.
8/11/2008
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wow, i hope you didn't do any permanent damage... how is the knee today?? oh and the ass?? someone told me to put alcohol on bruises...it supposedly makes them go away faster???i think its bunk, but what do i know?
j-- no permanent damage other than my pride... and thanks for the alcohol tip (who knew it could numb in more ways than one!?) but since I'm all scratched up, I think I'll have to opt out for now.
ahaha, well, yeah, we all have times like that. One time I was running and tripped on something and ate dirt right after a few guys gave me the "how you doing" look... le sigh.
Hey, Looky there ! the quote under your blog header isn't centered either, LMAO !
tough-- i feel your pain. literally.
heff-- hahaha touche! i will point out that it sort of looks centered though. sorry, i have a really hard time being one-upped.
Ha Ha! I loved the comment on the Nigerian e-mail scam post! Thanks for making me laugh!
Oh and the falling on the ass bit is quite funny as well. Yes, I laugh at and mock your pain!
I was wearing a skirt one day as I was walking past a couple of hot guys. I didn't see the air vent I was about to walk across. Needless to say, they saw my best Marilyn Monroe impression. It was not my finest moment as I was wearing "Scooby Doo" underwear at the time.
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